Tweets for 2011-06-06 – Colorado Monkey

Here's some terrible advice: if you want mashed potatoes in a hurry, boil a can of Pringles. #
That is the LAST time a seven-year-old drives my car after midnight. #
Meatless Mondays reduce your carbon footprint. But I like to follow up with Cannibalistic Wednesdays to maintain my life balance. #
When I said that thing about how your sister smells, I meant it as a compliment. I happen to like Old Spice. #
Cecil disputed the results of his chest x-ray, but his heart was in the right place. #