• Just checking… anyone else still here after the rapture on Saturday or is it just me? #
• @bellanovela Ay yi yi I need to get on that kick start program in reply to bellanovela #
• I found all those unmatched tennis socks I was missing. They were in Pakistan. #
• I think I've developed acrapnophobia — the fear of having to attend a performance of Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark #
• I just found out that Habitat for Humanity is not some kind of zoo. #
• Kung Fu Panda is a lot better than Kung Pao Panda — and less fattening. #

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