Tweets for 2011-06-12 – Colorado Monkey

When that lady at the rest home asked me, "how do you play backgammon?" I said, "for money." Hand over the piggy bank, granny. How I roll. #
My doctor said I have a mild case of paranoia, but how would he know? Is he some kind of government spy? #
@djphelps99 KFP is the best Kung Fu movie I've seen in a long time. in reply to djphelps99 #
My son made me proud last night saying "as I grow up I want to be just like you." But then he added, "you know, so I never become an adult." #