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Nevermind The Clash…
… here come the Turner boys .
Tweets for 2012-01-30
A friend told me that my tweets are a bit puerile but I can assure you they will not sanitize…
Tweets for 2012-01-23
I don't know how to break the news to my best friend that he's imaginary. # I think the word…
Tweets for 2011-12-05
Are you suspicious because you've never seen Dog the Bounty Hunter and me in the same room at the same…
Tweets for 2011-11-28
Roasting of turkey going great until Gilbert Gottfried joked the carrots looked like tiny Oompa Loompas. Wonder if he'll be…
Tweets for 2011-11-21
Make love, not war, unless you're planning on naming your first child "War," in which case you may do both…